Wednesday, February 11, 2009

List of Rules

1. Citizens will be punished by exile for serious crimes such as rape, murder, assault, treason, arson and kidnapping.
2. Citizens will be exempt from the Friday amusement activities for a certain period of time, depending on severity, for minor crimes such as robbery, smoking, embezzlement, and vandalism.
3. Children are to attend schooling for the career they are most suited for from the age of three until fourteen.
4. Besides clothing there is no private property, everything is communal and is to be shared and kept in its best condition.
5. All disputes are to be resolved by the Tucanese counsel of elders and are not to be handled or decided by anyone else.
6. Citizens are to maintain a personal hygiene to the best of their ability.
7. Citizens are allowed to use the natural resources around them but only in moderation, and only what they need so as not to abuse the environment.
8. The sick are not to be touched, or visited except by the designated village doctors.
9. Citizens are expected to fulfill their daily responsibilities and jobs to the society. If these responsibilities are not met, privileges may be taken away and repeated misconduct can result in exile.
10. Citizens are advised not to invite any foreigners into the canopies and to not bring any excess waste into the canopy.
11. Emission of bodily fluids is to be done at the designated areas to maintain a clean and healthy environment.
12. Hunting is to be restricted to only animals with an abundance of population as to keep the food chain equilibrium.

2 comments:

  1. Your rules are somewhat well devised. However, there were several grammatical errors throughout the entire blog. Also, rule #10 is contradictory to the invitation you sent to Ms. Aaland.

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  2. That's an interesting point, Hive. Are you saying I am a foreigner or excess waste? Or just that there shouldn't be any invitation?

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